I didn't know you could get that angry
That's what the captain of the football team said after our 15 - 0 (sadly we weren't playing rugby) thrashing at the hands of St Anthony's college. Odd thing is I didn't think I got nearly angry enough. If I hadn't been playing with the kind of hangover that made running difficult I might have been more use, screamed at the back four earlier and just maybe we'd have learned to push out in a straight line before the eighty minute mark...
Oh, and it would have been nice if eleven players had turned out for us, saving us from asking the lads on the pitch before us if anyone fancied a game...
Still, much credit for one of the best half time team talks I've heard "It doesn't matter if they score twenty, we've only got one thing to do and that's score a goal this half" which brought about ten minutes of confident, aggressive attacking football, hassle and running. If we'd scored then we might have kept it going, but we didn't and well that was that.
The problem is still communication. Football pitches should be noisy places filled with shouts of "man on", "push up", "I'll have", "so and so wants" and the rest. Perhaps its because so many of us are playing in foreign languages, perhaps its because so many of us haven't played for so long. In some cases players feel they can't tell better players what to do (not a problem I've ever had, being the gobbiest awful player I know). I don't know, but there are a few things we can work on and get right. We can work harder than our opponents, and we can talk more. If we get stuffed twenty nil on Satuday I won't care - so long as we work our socks off and keep talking.
Of course, as every schoolboy of my generation knows what we really need is a charismatic geordie manager, a former england international who was forced out of the game prematurely by injury.
Do you know who it is yet? (256kb download)